anthropomorphizing

BOY SCOUT PLANE Assists the elderly

HUMANS We hate them.

GRUDGE MONKEY Get the f* out of his way.

PROFESSOR SHEPPARD Renders your higher education worthless

ADDERALL I used to think Sonic's shoes made him fast...

ELDERLY OWL Get the F* off His Lawn

STONED OWL... Says ".......wha???"

DUDE She's with me!

THIS OWL Wants a divorce.

PONDEROUS OWL is ponderous

EVIL CHAIR MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

He must have been exiled from Happy Chair is Happy. Or may be he belongs there.

MEDIOCRE at best.