anthropomorphizing

THIS OWL Wants a divorce.

YOUR GRATITUDE Super Boat does not ask for it

EMO LOG always looking at its sadness

SECURITY ALERT Even the cameras are out to get you.

PROFESSOR SHEPPARD Renders your higher education worthless

EMO TRUCK Optimus Prime's depressed brother

STONED OWL... Says ".......wha???"

BOY SCOUT PLANE Assists the elderly

SALT SHAKERS I've been using them to hold my toothbrush for years

THIS IS DOGFORT OVER.

DUDE She's with me!

GRUDGE MONKEY Get the f* out of his way.