anthropomorphizing

SECURITY ALERT Even the cameras are out to get you.

YOUR GRATITUDE Super Boat does not ask for it

WELL, F*

STONED OWL... Says ".......wha???"

SLICK MONKEY is mocking you.

EMO LOG always looking at its sadness

BATTLE SHEEP Where steel wool comes from

GUITAR BRIDGE Now with mail capabilities.

EMO TRUCK Optimus Prime's depressed brother

SALT SHAKERS I've been using them to hold my toothbrush for years

HUMANS We hate them.

EVIL CHAIR MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

He must have been exiled from Happy Chair is Happy. Or may be he belongs there.