animal

FML

IM SO AWESOME I get a hug from a tiger everyday. What do you do?

LITTLE DID WE KNOW that snakes regard crabs as prey.

THE PARROT Who is going to feed it?

MASTURBATION you know when you are doing it too much

BADGER OVERLORD he is NOT pleased by your recent activities

I'M ON A GOAT

LOOK AT MY HORSE my horse is amazing.

THEIR LOVE can never be.

EVIL GENIUS You genetically engineer a gremlin ninja to kill your enemies.

WHERES MY COFFEE?

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!