america

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP ROBOT

MEANWHILE in America

NO, JUST NEW JERSEY why do you think snooki looks the way she does?

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... wait, wtf

I LOVE AMERICA and I think the kid in the back does too

BACON where is it?

INVASION Who ever tries to invade the USA will need obesity penetrating rounds.

AMERICA for the win

STOP your hyperventilating Bertha. It's open soon, okay?

MEANWHILE in america

'MERICA arming the public, one sale at a time.

SUPERSIZE someone is doing it right

AMERICA happy 4th of July

STEPHEN COLBERT Trolling Congress since 2005

I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN.