alien

SEEMS LEGIT

BREEDING just because you can doesn't mean you should.

SO... what's your sign? do you come here often? the band's loud tonight, huh?

ALIEN VS. PREDATOR for once the predator is in front

HOUSTON we have a problem, a big one

IMPREGNATED WITH ALIEN SQUID doesn't matter had sex

MOTHER'S DAY

THAT'S NO BABY... that's an alien

STOP IT NOW or you're both going to bed without supper

NOW A LOVE STORY still a better love story than twilight