alcohol

COLLEGE Yeah, that's pretty much exactly how i remember it

ALCOHOL BLACKOUTS you are going to need them after this night

ALCOHOL No Mr. Drink, I Haven't Had Any Officers.

BREATHALYZER TEST Seems legit

BEER SOAP Because why wouldn't you want to go to work smelling like an irresponsible alcoholic?

PAPER BAGS the reason one comes with every bottle

USEFUL... Thats what they are...

ALCOHOL IS NOT THE ANSWER but if you drink enough you might at least forget the question

ALCOHOL The cheese of Hispanics