THIS might be a full stop landing
SHH NO TEARS only dreams now
TSA AGENTS
OH HAI THERE just reminding you how your job will never be as awesome as mine.
ANATIDAEPHOBIA It will never go away.
THE AIR FORCE is on a budget
TROYANS superior technology
FIRE likely you will be burned, get wet or both
WELL I WOKE UP and realized it was Monday
DUCT TAPE there's your advertisement right there
