SCREWED yup...that's what you are, sir.
SPEAKING LIKE YODA you are
FIRE likely you will be burned, get wet or both
SUPERULTRASLUT AIRWAYS the official airlines of Lindsay Lohan
TSA AGENTS
HE SAW A FLOATING HEAD BEING SAWED IN HALF OUTSIDE OF HIS AIRPLANE'S WINDOW that's what's wrong with Don
DUCT TAPE there's your advertisement right there
PLANKING you're doing it right
WAIT do I still get my present?
ANATIDAEPHOBIA It will never go away.
IF YOU SEE THIS... Run
OH HAI THERE just reminding you how your job will never be as awesome as mine.