airplane

SCREWED yup...that's what you are, sir.

SPEAKING LIKE YODA you are

FIRE likely you will be burned, get wet or both

SUPERULTRASLUT AIRWAYS the official airlines of Lindsay Lohan

TSA AGENTS

HE SAW A FLOATING HEAD BEING SAWED IN HALF OUTSIDE OF HIS AIRPLANE'S WINDOW that's what's wrong with Don

DUCT TAPE there's your advertisement right there

PLANKING you're doing it right

WAIT do I still get my present?

ANATIDAEPHOBIA It will never go away.

IF YOU SEE THIS... Run

OH HAI THERE just reminding you how your job will never be as awesome as mine.