airplane

ANATIDAEPHOBIA It will never go away.

THIS might be a full stop landing

OH HAI THERE just reminding you how your job will never be as awesome as mine.

THE AIR FORCE is on a budget

TSA AGENTS

TROYANS superior technology

PLANKING you're doing it right

SCREWED yup...that's what you are, sir.

WAIT do I still get my present?

HE SAW A FLOATING HEAD BEING SAWED IN HALF OUTSIDE OF HIS AIRPLANE'S WINDOW that's what's wrong with Don