airplane

ANATIDAEPHOBIA It will never go away.

WAIT do I still get my present?

HE SAW A FLOATING HEAD BEING SAWED IN HALF OUTSIDE OF HIS AIRPLANE'S WINDOW that's what's wrong with Don

TROYANS superior technology

OH HAI THERE just reminding you how your job will never be as awesome as mine.

WELL I WOKE UP and realized it was Monday

HAPPY FIELD is happy

SHH NO TEARS only dreams now

THIS might be a full stop landing

SCREWED yup...that's what you are, sir.

IF YOU SEE THIS... Run

THE AIR FORCE is on a budget