LADIES Start lining up now
A DEADLIER WEAPON Nothin' Beats A Weapon Made of Weapons
ADVICE TO HER PARENTS keep a close eye on this one
SUB SURFING Don't try it at home
VOMIT ON YOUR ASSAILANT It's your best chance to escape
VERY WELL, THEN I'll tell the lady that's what they said at the hospital.
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS Have a beer
ADVICE some better than others
GIFT ADVICE there is not a teenage boy in the world that doesn't need this
USEFUL ADVICE this sure is some.
