TRUE STORY BRO
GIFT ADVICE there is not a teenage boy in the world that doesn't need this
VOMIT ON YOUR ASSAILANT It's your best chance to escape
I'M MORE CONCERNED about the kid on the right
ADVICE some better than others
VERY WELL, THEN I'll tell the lady that's what they said at the hospital.
LADIES Start lining up now
ADVICE TO HER PARENTS keep a close eye on this one
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS Have a beer
/ADV/ we can help you, we just won't.
