Videogames

BOWSER Is the King Koopa

BAD NEWS YOUR DAD NEVER LOVED YOU

HOLY CRAP! Check out those shorts

PERFECTLY NORMAL... ... In a world where a 10-year-old can freely roam an entire country with six animals, a backpack and a dream.

YOUR PENIS You want it back

SCREW DARTH MAUL When real men need to kill two people at once, they start duct taping chainsaws to sports equipment.

CAKES Slang for babies

Bonus internets if you know what's game this is.

THE GOOD NEWS is that you missed the 20 episodes of talking that happened before this

LEROOOOOOOOY JENKINS!!