Spock

CAN YOU GUESS what his captain's log says?

SPOCK the original alien facehugger

SELECTIVE MEMORY afterwords Kirk and Spock agreed it had never happened and they never spoke of it again

BEST FRIENDS they always surprise you

CHASTITY BELT Evolved

FASCINATING now that I know you meant prohibition, it suddenly makes sense.

PRIVILEGES OF RANK when things get serious kirk gets the dramatic facial lighting. Everyone else can suck it.

TRANSPORTER MALFUNCTION it would appear that the captain's molecules have been mixed with those of an electric shaver. Fascinating.

TRIBBLES the other, other white meat

VACATIONS even Kirk and Spock do it

SEXUAL HARASSMENT apparently it's still a problem in the future

SIR making this dog a unicorn was logical