Spock

SPOCK! HELP ME! I'm in a black and white

CAPTAIN KIRK Cold hands... warm phaser.

SPOCK fails at high fives

Tunnel This!

VULCAN MIND MELD oh great, now spock knows about my pr0n collection

TRIBBLES it's what's for dinner

DRAW ME like one of your french girls

TRANSPORTER MALFUNCTION it would appear that the captain's molecules have been mixed with those of an electric shaver. Fascinating.

IRONY despite absolutely no sense of humor Spock is one hell of a stand-up comic

I HEARD shockwave's going to be his running mate

CAN YOU GUESS what his captain's log says?

SEXUAL HARASSMENT apparently it's still a problem in the future

MR. SPOCK, are you trying to seduce me?

STORY TELLING Then the second girl took out this cup...

YOU MISSED A SPOCK!