Sad

DAMN LUKE you look like Sith...

RETAIL. I pray for a zombie apocalypse each day

THE FUTURE it's lame

INCONTINENCE just your bladder's way of saying: "the rest of your body maybe brave but screw that--I surrender."

THE INTERNET it's all forever alone guy has

THIS ISN'T FUNNY I'm having a stroke

PROM because sometimes you can't afford to bring your sister.