Sad

LIFE IS SAD because demotivational posters aren't even demotivating

CHECKIN THAT ASS it gets lonely in space

FRIENDS & MERCY this guy has none

HEY KIDS... don't do drugs

ESCAPED OOMPA LOOMPAS run a way from candy making slavery and get mistaken for Snooki, poor guy

IN CAPITALIST AMERICA Banks rob you!

SO SAD but my food just won't taste right without him.

BIRTHDAY PARTIES more fun with guests

TRAMP STAMPS Some girls need two

FIND FRIENDS GET OFF MY BACK FACEBOOK! I'M TRYING!