RAPTURE

THE RAPTURE you don't say, "I'd rather stay down here."

THE RAPTURE not everyone wants to go

THE VELOCIRAPTURE it has come

Tunnel This!

RAPTURE DAY JOKE you're doing it right.

ANDREW RYAN will probably not let you in if you don't know his name

MAY 21 2011 going to heaven, be back NEVER b*tches!

WHERE WILL YOU BE when the rapture happens

BORN AGAINS people who claim to know Jesus, but don't actually pay attention to anything he says.

CHRISTIANITY "making fun of born-again christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope." ~P.J. O'Rourke

RAPTURE judgement day forecast: 50% chance of going to Heaven or Hell

RANDY SAVAGE stopped the rapture, dig it?

CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING or are just very stupid

THIS WEEKENDS RAPTURE is brought to you by Adam Ryan

OCT. 21ST, 2011 you FAIL. AGAIN!

LOL JK

It's Not Over Yet, Kids We still have 2,000 years of this to go. After all Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4,000 AD