Putin

JUST CHECKING yep, she's a dude.

BIG BROTHER russian style

PRESIDENT EVIL 2

IN SOVIET RUSSIA horse whispers you!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA President assassinates you!

SOMEONE HAS GONE TO GREAT LENGTHS To hide a prostitute under my podium.

HARD TO TELL.. whether he's taking them off or Putin them on

ACTUALLY... that's pretty accurate

IN SOVIET RUSSIA president overthrows you

IN SOVIET RUSSIA president slams you!

OF COURSE IT IS the realm of putin knows no bounds

SENSITIVITY take time in life to stop and smell the flowers. It helps to overcome the stench from the charred, smoldering corpses of your adversaries

I HAVE AN EVIL PLAN and it involves this rocket,