Putin

IN SOVIET RUSSIA president overthrows you

SOMEONE HAS GONE TO GREAT LENGTHS To hide a prostitute under my podium.

CRYING real men do it... after winning rigged elections.

PRESIDENT EVIL 2

IN SOVIET RUSSIA President assassinates you!

THIS LITTLE GUY was taken care of by the KGB

GOT 140% OF THE VOTE for the win

IN SOVIET RUSSIA president slams you!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA putin on the dance moves

SENSITIVITY take time in life to stop and smell the flowers. It helps to overcome the stench from the charred, smoldering corpses of your adversaries

I HAVE AN EVIL PLAN and it involves this rocket,

CSI MOSCOW YEEAAAHH!

JUST CHECKING yep, she's a dude.