Putin

SOMEONE HAS GONE TO GREAT LENGTHS To hide a prostitute under my podium.

PUTIN ON THE RITZ

PRESIDENT EVIL 2

IN SOVIET RUSSIA horse whispers you!

CRYING real men do it... after winning rigged elections.

BIG BROTHER russian style

SENSITIVITY take time in life to stop and smell the flowers. It helps to overcome the stench from the charred, smoldering corpses of your adversaries

HARD TO TELL.. whether he's taking them off or Putin them on

GOT 140% OF THE VOTE for the win

JUST CHECKING yep, she's a dude.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA president overthrows you

I HAVE AN EVIL PLAN and it involves this rocket,

THIS LITTLE GUY was taken care of by the KGB