Putin

ACTUALLY... that's pretty accurate

THIS LITTLE GUY was taken care of by the KGB

PUTIN ON THE RITZ

IN SOVIET RUSSIA putin on the dance moves

JUST CHECKING yep, she's a dude.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA President assassinates you!

I HAVE AN EVIL PLAN and it involves this rocket,

OF COURSE IT IS the realm of putin knows no bounds

SENSITIVITY take time in life to stop and smell the flowers. It helps to overcome the stench from the charred, smoldering corpses of your adversaries

CRYING real men do it... after winning rigged elections.

GOT 140% OF THE VOTE for the win

IN SOVIET RUSSIA horse whispers you!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA president overthrows you