Portal

THE CAKE is a lie

PORTAL where physics is your b*tch until it comes to swimming

RULE 34 ruining your childhood one pr0n at a time.

STILL ALIVE

PI CAKE GlaDos is confused

PORTAL don't think of how it works. Just do it.

A CLONE TROOPER SNIPER RILE and my girlfriend with a portal gun, easiest game ever

A GOOD LIE

APERTURE SCIENCE you're doing it

IF SHE PREFERS this is over Edward, she's a keeper

APERTURE SCIENCE would like to remind you that if you weigh over 350 pounds you should not use the handheld portal device.

PORTAL not so awesome in real life

PORTAL KOMBAT