By ametehnumph
GLADOS???
NO. THIS DOOR thinks with portals
COMPANION CUBE it will never threaten to stab you, it will just doing it while you aren't looking
ARROW TO THE KNEE because it's all "the cake is a lie" and Leroy Jenkins" were never as annoying as this meme is.
NOW GUESS where the other portal is.
APERTURE SCIENCE would like to remind you that if you weigh over 350 pounds you should not use the handheld portal device.