Portal

COMPANION CUBE may we remind you that the companion cube, in fact, cannot speak

A GOOD LIE

COMPANION CUBE it will never threaten to stab you, it will just doing it while you aren't looking

PORTAL not so awesome in real life

PORTAL works in real life too

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT when you can't even trust your cake on your 8th birthday

PORTAL don't think of how it works. Just do it.

PI CAKE GlaDos is confused

THE CAKE is a lie

PORTAL where physics is your b*tch until it comes to swimming

YOU'VE NEVER HAD better than sex cake

PORTAL KOMBAT

ROBOTS WORK HARDER THAN YOU that's what she said

APERTURE SCIENCE would like to remind you that if you weigh over 350 pounds you should not use the handheld portal device.

NO. THIS DOOR thinks with portals