Planking

PLANKING some can do it, others cannot

FLANKING you're doing it so right

PLANKING you're doing it right

RAILING because planking is for sissies

RIMMING the new alternative to planking

WAR PLANKING you're doing it right

PLANKING I'm beginning to like it

SPLANKING when you can't choose between planking and spelunking.

PLANKING the store owner is either intrigued or about to draw a gun from his coat

BOTTLE PLANKING you're doing it right

PLANKING lvl infinity

PLANKING level: wizard

DRINKING because planking, owling and other -ings will be old soon,

I HAVE the weirdest boner while peeing and planking