Jedi

BETTY WHITE your caption which lacks sense invokes her jedi fury

HE'S FROM PORTLAND he was just high

JEDI POWERS does not always work

JEDI MIND TRICKS work easily on the feeble minded

EVEN THE FORCE can't help you with Windows Explorer

THE JEDI LIBRARY: now available in real life!

AND NOW YOUNG JEDI you will die

LITTLE DID HE KNOW the jedi became underground after that.

DOUBLE FAIL it's still spelled Jedi, not jedies

DRAWING ON THE WALL and you thought the kid with crayons was bad

WHICH renders your argument invalid