Germany

THEY'RE NOT UNDERAGE look at the flag

ACTUALLY INVENTED 1516 forgetting remains!

BUMBLEBEE was a beetle until they had to change it, because Volkswagon didn't want to be war, so they didn't have the rights to use the beetle. Because Germany made an oops in the 40s

OVER COMPENSATION

GERMANY ALSO... but that's not much different

BECAUSE THEY WERE INVENTED IN HAMBURG, GERMANY my good sir

GERMANY where the age of consent is only 14

WE DID Berlin Olympics 1936, hosted by Hitler

ORANGE BOX not quite as awesome in Germany