Germany

ACTUALLY INVENTED 1516 forgetting remains!

BECAUSE THEY WERE INVENTED IN HAMBURG, GERMANY my good sir

BUMBLEBEE was a beetle until they had to change it, because Volkswagon didn't want to be war, so they didn't have the rights to use the beetle. Because Germany made an oops in the 40s

F*ING LAG

GERMANY ALSO... but that's not much different

EASTERN FRONT only 1 in 10 Germans ever properly adapted

MEANWHILE IN GERMANY...

ORANGE BOX not quite as awesome in Germany

OVER COMPENSATION

GERMANY where the age of consent is only 14