Firefly

LONE STARR made brown coats cool first

JAYNE makes everything better than Twilight

WE'LL SEND THEM CHEESY MOVIES the worst we can find

THE MASH-UP OF THE CENTURY!

TWO BY TWO feet of blue

REAVERS!

I MUST GO my people need me

INTIMIDATION "now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet; I will end you."

SHEPHERD BOOK

LET ME make this abundantly clear...