Death

FEAR OF DEATH waaay better than don't feed the animals

EGGS The Air Force will destroy them with unparalleled violence

1ST DAY ON THE JOB you know it, i know it, she knows it, this fatty is toast

IT'S OKAY just put it at the bottom of the list

Tunnel This!

ESCAPING CERTAIN DEATH like a boss

THE V8 BAR STOOL Why walk, when you can die.

DEATH OF FAT KIDS now caused by TV

DEATH I choose death

SMOKING will either kill you or harm you, depending on which carton you choose

CHANCES you're more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket, than you are to actually win the lottery.

SPOILER ALERT! No need to buy the book then...