Death

CARDIO Maybe next time work on muscle build up as well.

LITTLE GREEN BALLS OF DEATH Avoid them, even if they're on sale

KILL A CELEBRITY It increases the National I.Q.

FLOWERS Because nothing says 'i love you' more than slowly dying reproductive organs

MAKE A SCUMBAG STEVE JOBS MEME while he was on his deathbed

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

AND the opposite of death is life

99% complete

SPOILER ALERT! No need to buy the book then...