China

GOOGLE MAPS tells you to jet ski across the Pacific Ocean

SOCCER IN CHINA there are so many kids, that this is the only way

CHINA the opposite of USA

IN CHINA shagging the president does wonders for your career.

EDUCATION Not what it used to be...

MEANWHILE, IN AMERI... wait nevermind

CHIAN worse than China

SENSE That sh*t does not make any.

GRAVITY It has a sense of humor.

IGNORANCE because squiggly writing is always chinese.

PANDAS LIVE IN CHINA idiot

MADE IN CHINA

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING you're doin it right

HOSTAGE help! I'm being held captive in a chinese brothel wait. everything's cool