AMERICAN FREEDOM is made in china
CLEARLY she's not there to fight
CHINA not their brightest moment
CHINA the opposite of USA
GOOGLE MAPS tells you to jet ski across the Pacific Ocean
IGNORANCE because squiggly writing is always chinese.
HOSTAGE help! I'm being held captive in a chinese brothel wait. everything's cool
WELL There's your problem.
LAST DAY ON THE JOB you're doing it right
TRUTH IN ADVERTISING you're doin it right