China

AMERICAN FREEDOM is made in china

CLEARLY she's not there to fight

CHINA not their brightest moment

CHINA the opposite of USA

GOOGLE MAPS tells you to jet ski across the Pacific Ocean

IGNORANCE because squiggly writing is always chinese.

HOSTAGE help! I'm being held captive in a chinese brothel wait. everything's cool

WELL There's your problem.

LAST DAY ON THE JOB you're doing it right

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING you're doin it right