twilight

Historical Hottie Totally Looks Like Robert Pattinson

This is clearly not a great example of "history repeating itself," because what was once considered "hot" looks, these days, more like an unwashed, unshaven frog. PATTINSON, I'M LOOKING AT YOU!

Charlie Swan (Billy Burke) Totally Looks Like Randy Marsh

BLAME CANADA! For allowing "Twilight" to be filmed within their borders, I mean. Also for some other stuff that I don't want to get into...