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David Beckham Totally Looks Like Y U No Guy

Y U NO LAFF MOAR?! AND Y U NO PLAY MOAR SPORTZ? Y U NO DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!

Pau Gasol Totally Looks Like This Angry Ostrich

LOL, ostriches playing basketball. I hope somebody makes a movie about that some day.

Mavericks Coach Rick Carlisle Totally Looks Like Jim Carrey

The similarity is only inconvenient for Mr. Carlisle every time Mr. Carrey releases a truly awful film. Which is rather frequently, come to think of it. Yeah, it's been pretty rough for Mr. Carlisle in public ever since "The Cable Guy," actually...

Frank Ribery Totally Looks Like Quasimodo

Why is it that even ugly dudes with good careers like "football player" and "bell ringer" get more action than a dashing, unf-worthy gentleman like me? Is it because I write things like "unf-worthy"?

Brett Keisel (of the Pittsburgh Steelers) Totally Looks Like Yukon Cornelius

Excuse me, Mr. Keisel, would you mind pulling your hat down just a little farther? Thanks, but just a little more still? OK, almost there. Ah, that's it! Now I can't see your face at all!

Phillie Phanatic Totally Looks Like Heineken Beer

Lady Gaga Totally Looks Like Angry Phillies Fans

~~ LET'S HAVE SOME FUN, THIS GAME IS SICK, I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR BASEBALL STICK ~~

Inb4 "A baseball stick is called a bat."

Football Hall of Fame Totally Looks Like a Citrus Juicer

Joakim Noah Totally Looks Like Chewbacca from Star Wars