Frank Ribery Totally Looks Like Quasimodo
Why is it that even ugly dudes with good careers like "football player" and "bell ringer" get more action than a dashing, unf-worthy gentleman like me? Is it because I write things like "unf-worthy"?
Phillie Phanatic Totally Looks Like Heineken Beer
Joakim Noah Totally Looks Like Chewbacca from Star Wars
Calgary Flames New Uniform Totally Looks Like Gryffindor Unifrorms
Hockey would be so much more interesting if the players rode around on their little sticks, like wizards on brooms. Oh, who am I kidding: Sports are boring no matter what!
