sports

Vancouver Hooligan Totally Looks Like Ken's Hurricane Kick

Calgary Flames New Uniform Totally Looks Like Gryffindor Unifrorms

Hockey would be so much more interesting if the players rode around on their little sticks, like wizards on brooms. Oh, who am I kidding: Sports are boring no matter what!

Chris Bosh Totally Looks Like Ed from Lion King

Frank Ribery Totally Looks Like Quasimodo

Why is it that even ugly dudes with good careers like "football player" and "bell ringer" get more action than a dashing, unf-worthy gentleman like me? Is it because I write things like "unf-worthy"?

Mavericks Coach Rick Carlisle Totally Looks Like Jim Carrey

The similarity is only inconvenient for Mr. Carlisle every time Mr. Carrey releases a truly awful film. Which is rather frequently, come to think of it. Yeah, it's been pretty rough for Mr. Carlisle in public ever since "The Cable Guy," actually...

Mike Shanahan Totally Looks Like "NO" Guy.

Syracuse Softball Coach Leigh Ross Totally Looks Like Jennifer Aniston

"The One Where Rachel Takes a Job Coaching Women's Softball"

Zedeno Chara After Winnning The Stanley Cup Totally Looks Like Gerard Butler as King Leonidas in "300"

Sports: Sometimes it's hard to spot the sore losers.