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Snooki Totally Looks Like Ewok

Did you ever think you'd find an Ewok less annoying than the thing to which it was being compared?

Snooki Totally Looks Like The Annoying Orange

Snooki Totally Looks Like Bratz Doll

Snooki Totally Looks Like a Troll Doll

Snooki Totally Looks Like This Jackass

Bristol Palin Totally Looks Like Snooki

I would watch a reality television program starring both of these ladies. Would it be called "Juneau Shore"? "Dancing With the Oompa Loompas"? "Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Abstinence"?

We should have seen this coming since 1993.

Snooki Totally Looks Like A Circus Bear Riding A Trike

If that bear would just eat Snooki, not only would he be my personal hero, but that kind of carbo loading could help him win the Tour de France. The "Tour de Frursus," if you will. PUN MASTER!

Snooki Totally Looks Like Baby Sinclair

I can totally imagine Snooki uttering the phrase "I'm the baby, gotta love me" in all seriousness. And that makes me want to barf on a dinosaur grave.