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Canoness Selena Agna Totally Looks Like Lady Gaga

Russel Brand Totally Looks Like Tiny Tim

It's hard to imagine that at least one of these fugly dudes has slept with Katy Perry.

Lady Gaga Totally Looks Like Luna Lovegood

Rihanna Totally Looks Like Lion-O

ThunderHos - CAT!

Adam Lambert Totally Looks Like The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (Noomi Rapace)

I can't say that I am familiar enough with Adam Lambert to know whether or not he has a dragon tattoo, but if he did, then that pretty much makes him The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Aside from the major difference that Ms. Rapace looks like she could totally kick some ass, where as Mr. Lambert...

Paul from "Tekken" Totally Looks Like Jedward

You could turn any one of these guys upside-down and use them to sweep your driveway. Only one of them has the manpower to stop you.

Rihanna Totally Looks Like Jessica Rabbit

Rihanna's all "I'm a sexy deer caught in the headlights, and I love Ronald McDonald's hair color," and Jessica Rabbit's all "Only girl in the world? Girl, please, have you seen my boobs?!"

Britney Spears Totally Looks Like Bella Thorne

Ms. Thorne may look fresh-faced and innocent now, but just you wait until she goes through her bald-headed-attacking-the-paparazzi phase. Kids these days...

TLL Classics:Paula Abdul Totally Looks Like This Feather Duster

All the way back from 2009, we are resurrecting this gem in remembrance of the former American Idol judge. Doesn't she look just dashing?

Christina Aguilera Totally Looks Like Hatchet Face From "Crybaby"

Justin Bieber Cake Totally Looks Like Lady Gaga

The part of me that is all schadenfreude kind of hopes this ignites a full-on war between Gaga's "Little Monsters" and the Bieber-Fever-havers. But once we tire of all the slapping, we should shake hands, congratulate each other on a fight well-fought, and cut into some freaky, freaky cake.