Socrates Totally Looks Like Anthony Hopkins
This year for Christmas, I want some philosophy books, an Academy Award, a fluffy white beard, and some fava beans with a nice chianti SUCKING NOISES!
Denis Diderot Totally Looks Like John Lithgow
John Locke Totally Looks Like Marty Friedman
Reneé Descartes Totally Looks Like Brian May
Style is cyclical: This hairstyle, popular in the early 17th Century, became popular once again in the 1980s. That means we're due for another revival in, like, 200 years. Thank goodness I'll be dead by then.
Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin) Totally Looks Like Rene Descartes