Nancy Grace Totally Looks Like Jareth the Golbin King (David Bowie)
One is a creature made entirely of evil and the other steals babies in the middle of the night.
Glen from "Seed of Chucky" Totally Looks Like Ziggy Stardust (David Bowie)
... And so it passed that David Bowie and the Bratz Doll™ did maketh the sweet, sweet love, and unto them a child was born. A horrible, horrible child with amazing taste in music. THE END.
Young Johnny Cash Totally Looks Like Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Instead of suggesting that Mr. Gordon-Levitt play Mr. Cash in another biopic about the country singer, I will make an unexpected plea for him to instead play Lady Gaga:
Bill Kaulitz Totally Looks Like Christina Ricci
Bill overcame his mild case of "Large Foreheaditis" by finding a gender-defying hairstyle that worked with, and not against, his features. Christina could stand to learn a thing or two from Bill. Rihanna could also use some tips...