movies

Johnny Depp (Fear and Loathing) Totally Looks Like Rango

It's mindflippy because Johnny Depp is the both the guy on the left and the lizard on the right. Put that in your illegal drug-pipe and smoke it.

Dennis Quaid ("Horsemen" Cover) Totally Looks Like Chef Gordon Ramsay

It's a well-known but oft-unmentioned fact that Gordon Ramsay is, in fact, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The other three are also celebrity chefs. Who'd have thunk?

Ben Linus (Lost) Totally Looks Like Captain Piett (Star Wars)

Chicago Totally Looks Like The Day After Tomorrow

Being stuck in Chicago, right now, is near the top of the list of "Things I'd Rather Do Than Sit Through 'The Day After Tomorrow' Again.'"

John Hughes Totally Looks Like Stieg Larsson

Both of these men are staring at me with looks of judgment, and so I won't write what I was planning on writing. I will say this, however: It involved a piñata.