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This Purse Totally Looks Like The Predator

This Crab Monster Totally Looks Like Sweet Jesus Meme

This Guy Totally Looks Like The Monster From Amnesia

Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:

Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!

Donatella Versace Totally Looks Like Parasite Eve Monster

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Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like "Pan's Labyrinth" Monster

Dr William Atwater Totally Looks Like Pinhead from Puppet Master

I figure having a bald, pointy head must have some advantages, right? Like... uh... Your face is often mistaken for a knee? That sounds handy!