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Lord Sugar Totally Looks Like It from 5 Children & It

Donatella Versace Totally Looks Like Parasite Eve Monster

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This Purse Totally Looks Like The Predator

Hosni Mubarak Totally Looks Like Calibos (Clash of the Titans, 1981)

Mr. Mubarak was powerful enough, however, to enlist a dedicated team of air-brushers to photoshop out his horns.

Dr William Atwater Totally Looks Like Pinhead from Puppet Master

I figure having a bald, pointy head must have some advantages, right? Like... uh... Your face is often mistaken for a knee? That sounds handy!

Hand Dryer Totally Looks Like Sloth From "The Goonies"

Now that this comparison has been brought to my attention, I believe I will become one of those dudes who either A) dries his hands on his pants or B) "forgets" to wash his hands at all.

This Dog Attacking a Sprinkler Totally Looks Like The Rancor

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Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:

Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!