John Brown Totally Looks Like Charlie Sheen
Could these two men have anything more in common?! One fought to abolish slavery, and the other one fought to abolish sanity from his own mind (and patience from the hearts of all).
Benjamin Franklin Totally Looks Like Oscar Bluth (Jeffrey Tambor)
Riddle me this: How many American bills featuring the face of Benjamin Franklin were lost in the Great Banana Stand Fire of 2003?
PS - Inb4 "Other way around!"
John Brown Totally Looks Like Robin Williams
Yeah, but only one of them makes me laugh. The other guy isn't funny at all. Well, he hasn't been funny since "Mrs. Doubtfire," anyway... TWIST!
Historical Hottie Totally Looks Like Robert Pattinson
This is clearly not a great example of "history repeating itself," because what was once considered "hot" looks, these days, more like an unwashed, unshaven frog. PATTINSON, I'M LOOKING AT YOU!