hats

My Great-Great-Great Uncle Enoch Totally Looks Like Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush)

Princess Beatrice's Hat Totally Looks Like a Toilet Seat

What most news outlets failed to report is that Prince William actually took a pre-wedding loo break all over that hat, having made the same mistake.

It's called style, darling.

Walt Whitman Totally Looks Like Gandalf The Grey

Ash's Hat Totally Looks Like Quiksilver Hat

To think that all of those hours I spend spent watching Pokemon in my youth are now tainted as I realize I am was devouring hours of subliminal advertising.

Princess Beatrice's Hat Totally Looks Like The Flying Spaghetti Monster

I don't think the world has been this excited about a hat since the hat that belonged to that cat from that children's book about a cat in a hat.

OK, seriously, I'm done with the hat... for now. Enjoy a royal-free weekend!