Gary Oldman

Sirius Black Totally Looks Like Karl Ove Knausgaard

Alpaca Totally Looks Like Gary Oldman as Zorg

I don't even care if you're an alpaca or a world-class actor; if you sport a hairdo like that, you deserve a big punch in the face. I'll punch the alpaca, because I'm a trained professional, if you guys take care of Oldman.

I was elected to lead, not to read!

This Model's Hair Totally Looks Like Bram Stoker's Dracula (Gary Oldman)

Their lovechild is now a wildly popular musician.