dogs

My Dog Totally Looks Like A Flower

Dogs are like flowers in that they both smell like dog poop. That is, if you fertilize your flowers with dog poop... That's a thing, right? Never really had a "green thumb."

This Dog Totally Looks Like Reaction Guy (Massimo D'Alema)

Judging by both of their reactions, I'm gonna guess a certain pop sensation (hint: it's Ke$ha) showed up to the beach in an unflattering bikini again.

This Cow Spot Totally Looks Like This Dog

This Dog Totally Looks Like Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari)

So apparently dogs looking like Tom Haverford is a thing, and that's fine because look-alikes are, like, my specialty and I care about them all equally. Like children or dogs or Beyoncé albums. But I just wanna say that I once saw Aziz Ansari booed off the stage at a festival. And another time I saw that dog walking down the street, and I booed him, too. So the urge to boo right now is overwhelming.

Bat Totally Looks Like Bull Terrier