My Dog Totally Looks Like A Flower
Dogs are like flowers in that they both smell like dog poop. That is, if you fertilize your flowers with dog poop... That's a thing, right? Never really had a "green thumb."
This Dog Totally Looks Like Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari)
So apparently dogs looking like Tom Haverford is a thing, and that's fine because look-alikes are, like, my specialty and I care about them all equally. Like children or dogs or Beyoncé albums. But I just wanna say that I once saw Aziz Ansari booed off the stage at a festival. And another time I saw that dog walking down the street, and I booed him, too. So the urge to boo right now is overwhelming.