John Hughes Totally Looks Like Stieg Larsson
Both of these men are staring at me with looks of judgment, and so I won't write what I was planning on writing. I will say this, however: It involved a piñata.
Senior from" American Chopper" Totally Looks Like Dr. Seuss' Lorax
"I am the Senior. I speak for the bikes. I speak for the bikes, for the bikes have no tongues. And I'm asking you, Junior, at the top of my lungs"-- he was very upset as he shouted and puffed-- "What's that THING you've made out of my Muffler muff?!"