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Don't judge; you'd be all "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU," too, if your father had just chopped off your hand.

Pro Wrestler Vladimir Koslov Totally Looks Like Sam the Eagle

To look like Sam the Eagle without the aid of a unibrow is quite the impressive feat, indeed.

Pau Gasol Totally Looks Like This Angry Ostrich

LOL, ostriches playing basketball. I hope somebody makes a movie about that some day.

Xena Warrior Princess (Lucy Lawless) Totally Looks Like Insanity Wolf

In a battle to the death, who wins? My money is on Xena: Warrior Princess because I feel like nothing beats a woman during a raging period... of physical and emotional distress.