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Cameron Diaz Totally Looks Like Penelope from 'The Odyssey'

Here at Totally Looks Like, I like to bring you all, my friends, the freshest Hollywood faces. And so I present to you the star of "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" and the winner of the first season of "Survivor."

"Weird Al" Yankovic Totally Looks Like Kane Krakowski

Even weirder, actually, is that he looks like Will Forte dressed up as Jane Krakowski. So many levels, so many false eyelashes.

This Queen Totally Looks Like Kristen Stewart

The obvious joke: "That card has a greater emotional range than Ms. Stewart." And you know what? I love obvious jokes, so let's go with that and call it a day, shall we?

Blanche (Rue McClanahan) From "The Golden Girls" Totally Looks Like RoboCop Without His Helmet

LOL, remember that episode of "The Golden Girls" when Blanche was a cop who died and then they turned her into a half-human, half-robot crime fighter? SOPHIA WAS SO ANGRY! LOL!

Emma Watson Totally Looks Like Troll Face

Zoe Saldana Totally Looks Like Jada Pinkett-Smith

Lindsay Lohan Totally Looks Like Baby Jane (Bette Davis)

Grotesque physical appearance? Check! Waning fame and fortune? Check! Alcohol problems? Check! Daddy issues? Check!

It should be noted that LiLo also totally looks like a rat being eaten by Joan Crawford. This really is, like, the perfect look-alike; it works on every level.

Lady in the Water (Bryce Dallas Howard) Totally Looks Like Frodo Baggins (Elijah Wood)

Three rings for the Elven Kings--- M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN TWIST! Turns out the rings were really just Ring Pops™, which I ate by mistake, ruining the entire plot of the epic drama I was to tell you about.

Emma Watson Totally Looks Like Emily Hirst

Adam Lambert Totally Looks Like The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (Noomi Rapace)

I can't say that I am familiar enough with Adam Lambert to know whether or not he has a dragon tattoo, but if he did, then that pretty much makes him The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Aside from the major difference that Ms. Rapace looks like she could totally kick some ass, where as Mr. Lambert...

Brenda from "Six Feet Under" (Rachel Griffiths) Totally Looks Like Hansel/Hedwig from "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" (John Cameron Mitchell)

Lady Gaga Totally Looks Like Luna Lovegood

Rebecca Black Totally Looks Like Young Penelope Cruz

Carey Mulligan Totally Looks Like Michelle Williams

Oh, god. It's another one of these! Noooo!

Adam Sandler Totally Looks Like Sarah Jessica Parker