tongue
You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.
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17-year-old refuses to give her struggling aunt $50 after she made a pact with her 19-year-old brother to send her money: 'Family is constantly asking my parents for money.'
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Caravan park owner loses twice after local community board refuses to shut down free campsite and outsmarts them: ‘Our community relies on tourists to keep afloat, our town's economy would suffer if they had it their way’
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Entitled sister expects her sibling to dogsit Copper the Golden Retriever without notice, but fails to ask ahead or say thank you: 'She said she "forgot" and that she had already booked her flight'
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Company refuses to give a temp employee a raise, despite promoting him to a role that requires the workload of a full-time employee: 'I'm making minimum wage.'
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Remote employee quits, boss forces them to travel across the country and stay 3 months to finish their work: 'No is a complete sentence'
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