tongue
You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.
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18-year-old refuses to invite his parents to his high school graduation because they favored his 4 younger siblings over him for his whole life: 'I got tickets for my grandparents instead'
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Boss calls employee into their office over 'attitude problem' when employee scoffs at being asked to complete a non-urgent task: 'He's picking on you because you aren't always a people pleaser'
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21-year-old grows tired of babysitting unruly 4-year-old niece and siblings, sister retaliates by cancelling 4th July celebrations: 'I explained to her that it isn't my responsibility'
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‘You’re a guest in my house, act like one’: Woman staying at a relative’s home stops doing house chores after the host snaps at her to act like a guest, letting dishes and laundry pile up until the overwhelmed host begs her to return to her helpful ways
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‘These are not strict rules’: Dad allows 17-year-old daughter to have a sleepover with friends on the condition that they leave her 14-year-old stepbrother alone, daughter fails miserably and Dad sends her friends home
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