tongue
You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.
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![Woman builds dream home, mother-in-law finds it childish and secretly hire painters to repaint entire house while she's on vacation: '[Lawyer] said I 100% have legal grounds to sue'](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=)
Woman builds dream home, mother-in-law finds it childish and secretly hire painters to repaint entire house while she's on vacation: '[Lawyer] said I 100% have legal grounds to sue'
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Friend refuses to split $1,000+ check at a San Francisco birthday dinner after another friend racked up the bill with family-style platters of seafood, meat, and pricey cocktails: ‘We were each expected to pay $150, I had a $23 pasta and a $10 mocktail’
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Stepmom tries to ground her 17-year-old stepson, gives dad the cold shoulder after he forbids her from discipling his son: 'This is my last summer with my oldest child'
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19-year-old stepson refuses to speak to father's partner for a year, protests when she won't pay for him to join them on vacation: 'He's had no relationship with me or my daughter'
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27-year-old boyfriend attends his 4-year-old daughter's Pre-K graduation over his 26-year-old girlfriend's college graduation: 'This degree has taken me 8 years, 3 colleges, and 2 states to get'
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