sexy times
Hopa! It's sexy times. Time to spice it up and get fiery and naughty. Don't let that passion get snuffed out and make sure you look at these hilarious jokes and puns all to do with whoopie.
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Mom demands teenage son give up dinner for 6-year-old brother, flips out when he refuses: 'When I said I was starving, I meant it'
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Gold-digging fiancé insists his name be put on the title of his future wife's late mother's house, only proposed after she was willed the house: 'He had brought a real estate lawyer to the house, and arranged for the legal process to start'
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Dad protests when parents babysit his sister's 6-year-old and 2-year-old weekly, but refuse to watch his kids more than twice a year: 'They are enjoying life and burning all their money'
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New mom names daughter after late mother-in-law, offends husband's step mom who was her nemesis: 'I will not change my child's name because it hurts her feelings'
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Entitled mom expects portrait photographer to stay after her 9 hour shift because she's late with her 2 kids, doesn't even have an appointment: 'I'm leaving at 7:00, that's our closing time'
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