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Sugar and spice, and demonic possession, those are three things that little girls are made of.

Making his splash debut on some people's vacation photos.

Filbore (the Lord of Gore) is prepping to loosen his jaw to swallow these supposed vampires whole. Unfortunately we aren't permitted to show this.

They can't all be chill babes.

Part Pennywise, part Chucky, all up in my business.

What is up with their cheeks? Are they made out of couches?

And here I am, stuck in a Christmas with y'all.

This new Silent Hill game is fa-reaky....

The last photo of this cute couple, before the Window Troll took them to the land of the unknown.

Boom, Headshot.

Which... I.... Bludgeon.... With... A... Mic???

But that's life aint it?

After studying the calm look in the adult faces, I realize that this is a child eating bear. So no worries.