lol

The Fingerbang alarm may go off and highlight you in a red orb.

But I will, once I get my own stylish lower stomach tattoo.

Meanwhile the creeper maintains an iron stare on their prize.

I'm glad there is a photo because it definitely will last longer.

They never saw it coming.

Especially when your personal privacy barrier moves to far camera right and exposes you taking a dumpsky.

Careful, if you don't move he can't see you.