ladies

But seriously, don't let him in. Ladies, continue.

Always creeping in the bushes just to bomb your photos.

The Hungry Whale, patronized by young women, and older women with mustaches that make Burt Reynold envious.

Only that could make that Chihuahua into a ChiWAAWAA!

DO YOU HEAR ME?! THIS IS MY TIME!!!

ENGAGE!

Ladies can I interest you in something a little older?

I'll take a half dozen!

Sincerely, Stashy Unibrowed Unibro

Something tells me this guy is a bit of an Austin Powers character.

Oh wait, they did.