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Hey dude relax, you get school off tomorrow, and don't have to wear that tie anymore. Oh... you are under attack by Scanners (ala David Cronenberg)? Yeah, then never mind.

I'm sorry my son is also named Bort.

Submitter Scott says: I found out later that my mother-in-law only noticed me in this photo AFTER she had made it into a Christmas card and sent out over 100 copies.