jk

Your cute is almost over.

Well Steelers fans have to have something do in between games.

Game on.

Sorry I thought I only had one for Perseus. Sincerely, Zeus

The utter disappointment.

Little Betsy has realized that she must stop them before they create another child who is cuter.

Something is wrong with this death cult ritual.

By job, I mean the extremely attractive woman that is bending over in front of him, as he is unemployed. Due to his lack of attention on his construction work.

For my beard grants me great powers, but even greater loneliness.

This production shot from the new Scream movie details the killer's awkward middle school life.

Whoops... dropped my contact, and dignity!

She'll probably work up to a career where she'll get to channel her disappointments at strangers through a network of computers sharing information. But she'll have to only use her voice to type disses as it will be the future.

He'll be getting out of the water in a bit... like 25 years or so...

Great band, apt title for the bomber.

Nice musk, but I'm glad my computer doesn't transfer smells.