jk

In addition to the normal duties of eating brains, and being metaphors for the destructive nature of consumer culture.

He'll be getting out of the water in a bit... like 25 years or so...

They can't all be chill babes.

Oh... wait... I'm Ginger...

Something is wrong with this death cult ritual.

This production shot from the new Scream movie details the killer's awkward middle school life.

JK, I have no idea what's going.

He's climbing in your windows...

DON'T TAKE ME AWAY!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!

But at least it's sexy time.

Little Betsy has realized that she must stop them before they create another child who is cuter.

They are both disgusting and at least partially demonic.

Game on.

Sorry I thought I only had one for Perseus. Sincerely, Zeus

Cue bucket o' corn dog felatio jokes.