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You must be insane if you think you can have that much beer on a table and not have some creature for the netherworld wreak havoc in your photos.

I guess she is the only feeling the weight.

But they do the trick, I suppose.

Sure, why not?

That fire! Wooo dawgy!

Just like Bio-Zombie!

Or maybe blue dresses just get him sick...

Ladies! Your beers are empty. Never fear, I have a keg that I can share with y'all.

It looks like he casting mystical spells to get this party started.