beer

Seriously, a round of applause for the lady

You must be insane if you think you can have that much beer on a table and not have some creature for the netherworld wreak havoc in your photos.

Ladies! Your beers are empty. Never fear, I have a keg that I can share with y'all.

It looks like he casting mystical spells to get this party started.

Oh, you are passed out from boobs in your face... sorry.

Or else the grumple beast shall wipe the floor with your Mötley Crüe t-shirt.

She uses cause a big ruckus. It's super effective!