Babies

Now you're caught on camera and I'm going to take you to baby court!

Wait, if he was REALLY a vampire, shouldn't he be a pile of ash by now? And even if he could survive, would he show up in a photograph?

I'm expecting this baby to keep on repeating, "2 weeks, 2 weeks?" Followed by his head separating to reveal a different baby underneath.

Babies can't drive! BABIES CAN'T DRIVE! [/Franklin Sherman]

They are both disgusting and at least partially demonic.

Submitter Peter says: Unfortunately, this was, by far, the best in our series of family photos.

What's wrong angry baby? You have a house and a brother who is playing with dolls, you've got a pretty good lot in life if you ask me (which I know you weren't as you can't speak poor english)

Such an excellent start to the morning.

I wasn't ready for the photo, you know, seeing as I haven't hit the Lacanian mirror stage yet.