babes

When in Rome...

You're like you have nice heels on girl, cause now it's like comparing apples and oranges.

That I age myself to level the playing field, gentlemen.

Similar to a double rainbow.

But count me in.

When you realize it's Monday, and you are way too old to be at this party, but way too drunk to go home.

So don't even try. I know my rights. It's Monday morning and I am an American.

They make me a little verklempt, I'll just make snooty faces, thanks though.

They really can.

And now my jaw won't close and I'm stuck using this keyboard as my only method of communication with the outside world.

Between two foxes, I can't stand this... all I'm trying to do is enjoy a nice bottle of Perrier but instead I'm surround with these temptresses.

Aren't there, buddy.