babes

Just making out in the light of the moon.

When in Rome...

It's like beach blanket bingo, except less singing, and more groping.

They make me a little verklempt, I'll just make snooty faces, thanks though.

Zero chance getting in between.

The rare and elusive underwater mooning, devastator of Atlantis.

I WILL NOT SURRENDER MY FIGHT FOR MY FREEGAN POLITICS DESPITE THE LARGE NUMBER OF BABES IN THE OPPOSING POLITICAL SPECTRUM.

A classic example of a guy keeping his cool.

Dude, what are you doing in the Hills?

Just a bevy girls doing a conga line in their underwear, and I'm just creeping, no worries here.

UUUUUN that I'm not having! Dammit!