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The old pseudo tattooed mustache finger trick, that's how you get in the photos with the celebrities, kids.

A classic example of a guy keeping his cool.

So don't even try. I know my rights. It's Monday morning and I am an American.

When in Rome...

I think there's some dude in the back, but I'm kinda distracted.

Beauty queens and a DJ who will probably play some DJ Paul upon request. No problems here.

Pops up during random intervals to bomb photos with amazing precision.

Unfortunately while his shoes may be comfortable they will not work for getting him more tips.

Behold the wondrous falls, and swimsuit babes!

Always creeping in the bushes just to bomb your photos.

But wait... no one is driving the boat! I wish bear was driving then at least some fun would be had.

Insert whale joke here.