babe

She doesn't look too happy, but really she should be.

I was going to make some cat joke, but I'm just upset about that cat's poor timing.

Oh PAX, you used to be a nice even, but now elves can't get their photos taken without some jerk photobombing it.

Tinkerbell has a natural defense against predatory photobombers.

Ready to help.

But then I noticed the bomber.

Oh, you are passed out from boobs in your face... sorry.

By job, I mean the extremely attractive woman that is bending over in front of him, as he is unemployed. Due to his lack of attention on his construction work.

THIS FILTER ANGERS HIM... GET HIPSTAMATIC, OR GO BACK TO NORMAL PICTURES!

I guess he's close enough.

I guess I don't really need them any more.

I guess I'm doing the same thing.

Sprite is super refreshing.

The enthusastic writer of many Craigslist Missed Connections, I'm sure.