awesome face

Lemme help ya there.

This is more of an "awesome" face than a "smoking" face (via: The Mask), right?

He should have objected at a more appropriate time.

Will never be revealed by me; for my mouth is permanently affixed this way.

Some one is doing the serious chicken a bit too seriously.

He ters!

Now as to what tering is, I have no idea.

These two were hit with an anime-character-become-real-person ray. But they both seem to be pretty well in the "real world."

But this hockey merchandise doesn't take kindly to photographs, so if you could please vacate this area.