Cats

This Microwave is mine, please go out to fetch noms to nuke.

How do I get a decent selfie for my Facebook page?

He will regain the couch bed, at any cost.

THIS FILTER ANGERS HIM... GET HIPSTAMATIC, OR GO BACK TO NORMAL PICTURES!

Meanwhile the creeper maintains an iron stare on their prize.

But my cat emotions are too complicated... to be calm requires a simplicity of mind that only humans with their tiny brains can grasp.