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Crafty Kid Cons Adults To Get Out Of Schoolwork

People should never underestimate the lengths someone will go to in order to get out of doing something. The effort may seem antithetical to laziness, but for responsibility-averse people, the result often remains satisfying. This advanced form of avoidance doesn't just bloom with adulthood. It's often a skill that is learned in childhood. And Twitter user @mfpiccolo recently gifted the internet with a thread that proves this scheming starts early. The story is about his niece, who like many other kids these days is attending class on Zoom. It shouldn't be surprising that the experience leaves something to be desired after enjoying ones education IRL. But while most kids have opted to slog through remote learning, this 8 year old decided to hatch a scheme that would leave her free from the oppressive bonds of online education. Her plan didn't just work - it stumped adults for weeks. The 17 tweet saga is so entertaining that Jimmy Kimmel had our little hero (and her mom) on his late night television show. But you don't have to take his (or our) word for it. The whole damn thing can be enjoyed below. 

Funny twitter thread about a kid who cons her parents, teachers, school so that she can get out of doing classes on Zoom, Jimmy Kimmel, lol, tweets
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After nearly a year of social distancing, quarantines, and working from home, navigating virtual methods for professional meetings and classes has been a challenge to say the least. We've seen our fair share of viral virtual meeting mishaps, from bosses stuck as potatoes, to the infamous 'Zoom dick' incident. Well apparently the technical difficulties have yet to be resolved for some. Just today, Texas lawyer Rod Ponton showed up to the virtual 394th district of Texas as a conspicuously worried kitten and couldn't figure out how to exit the Zoom filter. After some hilariously awkward back-and-forth attempts at troubleshooting the situation, Ponton finally accepted his newfound kitten-form and said, 'I'm prepared to go forward with it.' Respect. 

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34 Random Memes Full Of Positive Vibes

Sure, life feels like one continuous shitshow with momentary lapses of joy, but that's why we gotta treat ourselves to those feel-good memes once in a while. Maybe the more painfully relatable memes about the darkness of humanity tend to be funnier, but now it's time to take off the nihilism hat and tap into your sentimental side. Get all warm and fuzzy with this wholesome batch of memes.

wholesome memes, random memes, animal memes, positive vibes, uplifting | malik @AshyMalik frolicked first time ever today bruh. y'all ever frolic before why no one ever tell about this | Golden Retriever Puppies Found Secretly Holding Hands At Playtime Finally, some good fucking news.
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Amusing Instances Of Childhood Stupidity

BREAKING NEWS: Kids...are extremely stupid. While not all of us are blessed (cursed?) with offspring of our own, thanks to the internet, we can enjoy moments of childhood imbecility secondhand. One of the best places to indulge these desires is the r/kidsarefuckingstupid subreddit. It's a veritable smorgasbord of parenting anecdotes and shameful recollection of the times people were younger and much more dumb. We've put together some of the latest and greatest instances of stupidity, but you can find more of the same hilarity over at Fail Blog. 

Funny tweets and moments of kids being stupid, childhood stupidity, facepalm | Children are best fundraisers because they don't understand economics: Principal student who raises $500 dollars school will get this free hat 12 year old is such great deal | have a good war Actual letter from Kid
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'Zoom Dick' Is Trending On Twitter And The Internet Has Had Enough

Just when you thought this year couldn't get any more unhinged, if you log on to Twitter right now, you'll find that 'Zoom Dick' is one of the top trending topics. And yes, it's pretty much what it sounds like. According to VICE, the New Yorker has suspended CNN reporter Jeffrey Toobin after he whipped it out during a Zoom meeting with his colleagues. Toobin claims the indecent exposure was accidental, believing his camera was off at the time. Yikes. 

Many on Twitter are lamenting the fact that we'll have to add 'Zoom Dick Incident' to the big, fat 2020 history books, while others are embracing the absurd event as a distraction from global pandemic, ceaseless wildfires, and electoral shit-shows. To be honest, we're pretty surprised something like this hasn't already happened at this point. Here's how people on Twitter are reacting to The Great Zoom Dick Incident of 2020.

Funny Tweets, Twitter, Funny Memes, Epic Fail | Trending United States Zoom Dick | Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call. illustration
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Educational Memes For The Socially Distant Student

Not a soul knows when schools will operate in-person again, so we thought we'd deliver you the next best thing to real education: educational memes. Okay, so admittedly they won't come anywhere close to the school experience, but at least they're more entertaining than school? Sure, we'll go with that.

Funny educational memes about history, science, and math | Native Americans: Can just let us live on our ancestral land own? America: OK OKLAHOMA IS HOME NOW unsheathing sword | people giving plants and animals credit fungi fungi doing everything fungi literally being foundation all life on earth
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Fresh Tweets For The Desperately Bored

If you're anything like us, you may be finding yourself extremely bored this weekend. For some reason, even when we're trying to binge watch, the urge to stare at our phone is too great to resist. So while you find yourself trying to fill the void in your soul by multi-tasking, try scrolling through these tweets. They've got it all: wholesome Steve Irwin mentions, sad quarantine anecdotes, and "old people" lamenting the joys of aging in the modern world. And if you need more? We've got you covered.

Funny and relatable tweets, twitter memes, zoom calls, skype, quarantine tweets, lockdown tweets, alcohol, package stealing | IG quentin.quarantino @quentquarantino QUENTIN QUARANINO Skype had 17 years prepare quarantine and still beaten by Zoom
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'How I Met Vs How Y'all Met' Memes Reminisce About The Past

Another day, another Twitter meme. And this one, while as dumb as Twitter memes get, goes beyond K-pop stans. It's a nostalgic nod to the way things used to be, or how people (mostly singers or actors) used to be. Think, like, learning about Drake from Degrassi vs. following his cringey music career. We've put a bunch of 'em together here, but you can read more about this meme over at Know Your Meme.

How I met, how y'all met twitter meme | Fatass Kelly Price @theartofsu met zoom vs met Zoom Zoom 11:28 AM 4/27/20 Twitter iPhone | krystienne @delahrozaa met tik tok vs met tik tok Translate Tweet KESHA TIK TOK
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Genius Twitter Account Judges Homes Via Video Call Backgrounds

With a majority of people taking meetings and interviews via video conference, we're getting a lot of unwanted insight on peoples interior decorating skills. A new Twitter account called Room Rater has decided to put their own spin on the iconic We Rate Dogs schtick. Instead of judging doggos, the account picks apart the rooms in which people are now forced to conduct their business. It's very fun, and very relevant, but we'd be lying if we didn't say we hope we can all get back to the office soon. We've put some of the account's recent highlights in this gallery, but for more goodness (and scathing critique) head on over to see for yourself. 

Funny twitter account Room Rater rates peoples homes based on the backgrounds of their video calls | Room Rater MAD DCG PAC @ratemyskyperoom STRONG. BE difference between hostage video and this is adding three frames. Great blue. Making 7/10 @HurdOnTheHill TODAY 12PM ET SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI LIVE LIVE REP. WILL HURD (R) TEXAS MSNBC DOW A54.99 | MAD OGG PAC Go big or go home. Leopard spot wallpaper win. 9/10 @Monicagaylefox2 FOX 2 6:14 43° 6:51 PM 23 Apr 20 Twitter iPhone
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