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Stock photo of a guy wearing a magician's outfit saying, "And for my next trick I will dissapear" next to panel of that has a pic of a pear and him saying, "f*ck you pear you taste like sh*t"

Take That

First guy texts his friend that he only ate one "nasty apple things" with a photo of a salad with radishes on the side; friend texts back that they are radishes, not apples, and the first guy says they are "mini dirt apples"

That's A Better Name For Them

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Tweet that reads, "Yo what's the name of that dog breed that always look like this?" above a pic of a guy making a ridiculous face with an under bite; he comments below, "Never mind I found them...these lil n*ggas here" above pics of shih tzus

Perfect Impression

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Tweet that reads, "Twitter trolls don't faze me because I was once brutally dragged in a houseplant forum for over-watering my fiddle leaf fig tree and I haven't felt anything since"

Totally Numb

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Illustration of someone shaking hands with a snake above text that reads, "Trust no one;" Tumblr comment below reads, "Trust no one, especially snake hands Jimmy, his hands are snakes"

Seems Pretty Obvious Don't It

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Caption that reads, "Of course Marie Kondo is at this year's Oscars" above a pic of her at the Oscars next to a pic of her saying, "I love mess"

Time To Tidy Up

Painting of a guy getting stabbed in the head while making an "Idk" face with Tumblr text below that reads, "Me gettin' stabbed as usual - lol what can you do"

Ionno Lulz

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Tweet that reads, "I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off - with a pen on paper - that I'm not a robot;" someone replies below, "*Sweats coolant*"

They Have To Cover Every Possible Scenario

Caption that reads, "When you acting hard in front of the squad but your horse knows you a b*tch" above a medieval painting of a guy holding a sword up while his horse looks at him with distrust

All Talk

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Caption that reads, "Therapist: Long isn't real and it can't hurt you; Long Cow: ..." above a pic of Long Cow

He's Watching

Neighborhood sign that warns people about "Cloakman," imitating a neighborhood crime watch sign

Thanks Cloakman!

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